How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

princesaluja:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

ffapanese:

half the time i want to dress like a badass punk rocker and the other half i want to dress in full sweet lolita and the whole time i have no money to do either

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

kirugons:

american horror story: pictures of yourself from middle school

painterbaker:

DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART

excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”