June 2012
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
girlwithabirdshefoundinthesnow:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash
G-Dragon's Wikipedia Filmography List
gorgeousweetamazingbaby:
its-all-about-you-my-butterfly:
Watchmasterarrowhead:
quillery:
I woke up this morning with an epiphany: no one has done this already (as far as I know), so it was up to me to make it exist.
You’re welcome.
Bless you
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
