someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
girlwithabirdshefoundinthesnow: lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!” I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash
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masterarrowhead: quillery: I woke up this morning with an epiphany: no one has done this already (as far as I know), so it was up to me to make it exist. You’re welcome. Bless you
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it