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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
My parents are gone for the night.
A normal teenager: Me:
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
Me: What a surprise meeting you here!
Bias: ....This is my bed.